Writing Seasonal Greeting Cards

Step 1: Make a list of people who have been good customers this year.
Step 2: Pick out a nifty pack of greeting cards and buy them.
Step 3: Sit down with box and take them out one at a time.
Step 4: Write catchy phrase inside each card such as "Season's Greetings from Techno Monkey Media"
Step 5: Get appropriate parties to sign all the cards.
Step 6: Repeat over and over until you've written a card for everyone on your list.
Step 7: Sqeeze cards into envelopes.
Step 8: Put cards in mail box or deliver to post office.